Presenting: The Most Popular Cosmo Unlocked Stories of the Year
Members of our *very exclusive VIP club* couldn’t get enough of these juicy reads.
Cosmo Unlocked, our first-ever fancy-schmancy membership program, launched one year ago today, and to honor this big-deal anniversary (come on, obviiiously we had to celebrate, we love a party), Team Cosmo put together a list of the most popular exclusive stories for your reading pleasure. What makes these stories “exclusive,” you ask? Basically, you can access them only after you join Cosmo Unlocked—yep, they’re just *that* juicy.
From deep-dive investigative features to real-talk sex advice to hilarious personal essays that will leave you cry-laughing, these are the stories that Cosmo Unlocked members ate up this year. And if you’d like to join the club (come on in, bb, the water’s fine), you can learn more about all the membership perks here.
“The Amish Keep to Themselves. And They’re Hiding a Horrifying Secret”
A year of reporting by Cosmo and Type Investigations reveals a culture of incest, rape, and abuse.
“I’m Cheating on My Husband Because He Refuses to Go Down on Me”
I know it’s wrong, but it’s the best sex of my life.
“Why You’re So Great in Bed, by Zodiac Sign”
Sorry, can’t talk, I’m sexting a Gemini.
“The Secret, Scary Way Your Friends Are Losing Weight”
Organic kale, hot yoga…and diet pills? In a wellness-focused world, no one’s fessing up. But women are still taking them—and yes, they’re still dangerous.
“Your Zodiac Sign’s Most Overlooked Quality”
There’s more to Pisces than tears, okay???
“I Had Sex Like Daphne Bridgerton for a Week”
One writer recreated all the duchess’s horny moments—including an epic masturbating scene, a quickie-in-the-rain adventure, and cunnilingus on a ladder.
“14 Tips on How to Elevate Your Car Sex”
It’s time to corrupt your Honda Civic.
“19 Ways to Make Your Hand Jobs Unforgettable”
Yup, there’s such a thing as a mind-blowing HJ.
“I Put Netflix’s Sexiest Sex Scenes to the Test: Could They Make Me Orgasm?”
Is masturbating to TV characters played by the likes of Ian Somerhalder and Regé-Jean Page hotter than watching porn? One writer decided to find out for herself.
“Why Is Oral Sex Something Men Do Only When They Get Older?”
Cosmo investigates a trend we would all very much like to stop, please and thank you.
“You Can Quote Me on This: Dry Humping Is Better Than Sex”
I mean, your clitoris is on the OUTside, after all.
“Here’s How Likely It Is That Your Partner Will Cheat, Based on Their Zodiac Sign”
Is it true what they say about Sagittarius?
“10 Tips on How to Rekindle a Relationship With Your Ex”
Notice how “Send them a drunk text!” is not on this list. 😀
“Astrology Has a Creepy-Accurate Explanation for Serial Killers”
It’s all about their Pluto.
“I Had Sex Like Samantha Jones and I’m Still Standing”
She’s a ~trysexual~…she’ll try anything once.
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